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The Official Newsletter of Princes Risborough Cricket Club

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RIZZ NEWS... RIZZ NEWS... RIZZ NEWS... RIZZ NEWS... RIZZ NEWS...

Greetings Pop-pickers.
A Happy New Year to you all …
    … and welcome to 2006 - the year that -
  • England are going to stroll their way to the (football) World Cup, if the boy Sven hasn't sold himself off to Aston Villa and Northern Ireland don't get a wild card back in. (Bet we're away to Brackley on the day of the Final, damn it)
  • Chelski get so many league points they're automatically awarded the League title for the next 3 years and in future play only against the entire Chinese Red Army, the only squad bigger/more expensive than theirs
  • Darren Gough and David Seaman mastermind "England on Ice", in which England's Ashes and World Cup Soccer Teams (Red vests, no sequins), pair into "gorgeous cooples" (thanks Tess), to relive their moments of triumph, first to a quickstep, then a rhumba - with Doosra and triple toe salchow thrown in
  • Both PRCC teams emerge unbeaten at the end of the season
  • The tractor starts first time every week.
    Or:
  • None of the above.

But whatever the year holds, it's time to crank up the starting-handle of life and turn our minds to the serious business of the forthcoming season. As always this always kicks off on a high with:

    INDOOR NETS
  • 10 weeks of harmless fun for all the family,
  • Starting Sunday 5 February, 5 'til 6 pm at Lord Bill's, Thame ...
  • £4 for grown-ups.
  • No reductions if you're on List 99.
  • As if the thought of any exercise isn't bad enough, the sessions will each kick off with physical jerks under the expert eye of master-torturer John Power!!!

As part of the finely tuned fitness regime and mental build up to the season there will as always be the slap-up "Fish and Chip Supper and Booze Night", otherwise known as the annual

QUIZ NIGHT

courtesy of Johnny Weston Productions Inc. This is on Saturday 4 March, 7.30 pm kick-off, in Wellington Road school. Shorts will be worn. As PRCC will not be providing a bar this year, due to new licensing rules,
PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN BOOZE.

Steve Greaves is still around!!


Will our Chairman get in the Firsts in 2006?
    And a few final things -
  • Sadly, the playschool has now passed into history, but the good thing about that is that we're free to reclaim total use of the clubhouse whenever we want, without the nausea of chair shifting and hoovering. We need to make more use of it in order to get more income from the bar. So if you've got any bright ideas for social events or other things we can do to make use of the place please have a word with your friendly neighbourhood Chairman
  • Talking of whom, please give Steve a bell (or email him) if you can help with work on the pavilion. We want to upgrade the showers, do some repainting, spruce up the scorebox, etc, so if you're fed up with DIY at home, why not do some at Risboro instead!!
  • And finally, why not use the Bulletin Board on the PRCC Website to keep in touch with your inner self, or failing that your mates and news at PRCC. Sadly this can't provide advice on how to bat or bowl, or personal medical problems, but why not use it to keep in touch with fellow Rizzers. And if you've got an e-mail address and haven't logged it in for PRCC usage, why not make it a New Year resolution to do so.
    You know it makes sense.

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